Accounting Jokes
Does your tax person have a sense of humor?
We do! And we are not scared to poke a little fund at ourselves!
Here is a bit of “tax person” humor to sweeten your day!
Remember:
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If you are paying taxes, then either you are doing well, or you are doing it totally wrong!
If an tax person was going to jump off a bridge, what would their last words be?
It’s accrual world.
How do you drive an bookkeeper completely insane?
Tie them to a chair and mess up their excel formulas.
What is the definition of a bookkeeper?
Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don’t understand.
How was copper wire invented?
Two accountants fighting over a penny!
What’s an bookkeeper's favorite profanity?
Sheet!!!
Why are taxes like golf?
Because you work hard on the green just to wind up in the hole.
How does Santa Claus value his sleigh?
Net “Present” Value
What do you call a tax person without a spreadsheet?
Lost
Why did Sherlock Holmes got audited?
He had too many deductions
